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	{{Infobox person\|name=Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard\|birth_date=November 26, 1981\|birth_place=Chester's Mound, MA\|image=Stuffing Stuff Horn Blowhard.jpg\|image caption=Blowhard at a Pumpkin Pie eating competition in 2003.\|years active=1988 - 2022}}		{{Infobox person\|name=Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard\|birth_date=November 26, 1981\|birth_place=Chester's Mound, MA\|image=Stuffing Stuff Horn Blowhard.jpg\|image caption=Blowhard at a Pumpkin Pie eating competition in 2003.\|years active=1988 - 2022}}

	Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard is a competitive eater and wanted criminal from Chester's Mound, Massachusetts. In 2021 he won the Stuffing Stuffermen's Triple Crown, after winning the Major ~~Leage~~ Stuffing (MLS) championships in Goldenrod, MA; Lancaster, MA; and his hometown of Chester's Mound. He appeared as a guest on episode 29<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/RbvhIbSQJRg?&t=490</ref> of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] as part of a yearlong media tour following his victory.		Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard is a competitive eater and wanted criminal from Chester's Mound, Massachusetts. In 2021 he won the Stuffing Stuffermen's Triple Crown, after winning the Major League Stuffing (MLS) championships in Goldenrod, MA; Lancaster, MA; and his hometown of Chester's Mound. He appeared as a guest on episode 29<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/RbvhIbSQJRg?&t=490</ref> of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] as part of a yearlong media tour following his victory.

	Blowhard was stripped of his title on Thanksgiving Day the following year, when he was deemed responsible for the Chester's Mound Stuffing Catastrophe of 2022. The disaster resulted in the cancellation of the championships that year, and Blowhard's current status as a fugitive of the law.		Blowhard was stripped of his title on Thanksgiving Day the following year, when he was deemed responsible for the Chester's Mound Stuffing Catastrophe of 2022. The disaster resulted in the cancellation of the championships that year, and Blowhard's current status as a fugitive of the law.

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	After the powder was discovered, Blowhard panicked and hijacked a nearby truck which was delivering stuffing to the competition grounds, speeding off before he could be apprehended. Chester's Mound PD set off in pursuit, following him down Lillican Ave towards City Hall.[[File:View of southern Chester's Mound after Disaster.jpg\|thumb\|A view of the southern portion of Chester's Mound after the 2022 disaster. No structures remained, and heavy rains mixed with the stuffing to create a dirty brown sludge.]]At 6:35am, a SWAT vehicle performed a pit maneuver on Blowhard's stolen vehicle, which sent it careening into a Stuffing Silo at the TurkeyBall processing facility across the street from City Hall. The truck clipped the silo and tore a hole in the bottom roughly 18 feet tall by 40 feet wide.		After the powder was discovered, Blowhard panicked and hijacked a nearby truck which was delivering stuffing to the competition grounds, speeding off before he could be apprehended. Chester's Mound PD set off in pursuit, following him down Lillican Ave towards City Hall.

			At 6:35am, a SWAT vehicle performed a pit maneuver on Blowhard's stolen vehicle, which sent it careening into a Stuffing Silo at the TurkeyBall processing facility across the street from City Hall. The truck clipped the silo and tore a hole in the bottom roughly 18 feet tall by 40 feet wide.

	=== Silo Collapse ===		=== Silo Collapse ===

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	The silo was over 1,600 feet high and was roughly 97% full at the time of the accident, containing 720 million pounds of product. Due to the enormous weight of the stuffing inside, the stuffing at the bottom of the silo was under immense pressure, and when Blowhard's truck tore a hole in the bottom, it began to eject stuffing from the gash at "unbelievable speeds" according to witnesses of the disaster.		The silo was over 1,600 feet high and was roughly 97% full at the time of the accident, containing 720 million pounds of product. Due to the enormous weight of the stuffing inside, the stuffing at the bottom of the silo was under immense pressure, and when Blowhard's truck tore a hole in the bottom, it began to eject stuffing from the gash at "unbelievable speeds" according to witnesses of the disaster.

	Within one second of the hole's appearance, City Hall was obliterated by a "tsunami of stuffing" as described by the Chief of the CMPD. The wave of stuffing was was over 55 feet tall and moved at 110 miles per hour through the southern and south eastern portions of Chester's Mound, flattening everything in its path, including Blowhard's childhood home. In the chaos that followed, Blowhard managed to jump from his truck and escape into the countryside. An estimated 316 lives were lost, and 22% of the town was wiped from the face of the earth.		Within one second of the hole's appearance, City Hall was obliterated by a "tsunami of stuffing" as described by the Chief of the CMPD. The wave of stuffing was was over 55 feet tall and moved at 110 miles per hour through the southern and south eastern portions of Chester's Mound, flattening everything in its path, including Blowhard's childhood home. In the chaos that followed, Blowhard managed to jump from his truck and escape into the countryside. An estimated 316 lives were lost, and 22% of the town was wiped from the face of the earth.[[File:View of southern Chester's Mound after Disaster.jpg\|thumb\|A view of the southern portion of Chester's Mound after the 2022 disaster. No structures remained, and heavy rains mixed with the stuffing to create a dirty brown sludge.]]

	==== Aftermath ====		==== Aftermath ====
	Following the catastrophe, Blowhard was stripped of his titles and declared responsible for the incident. He has been missing since the day of the disaster, and the FBI has placed a $250,000 bounty on any information leading to his capture.		Following the catastrophe, Blowhard was stripped of his titles and declared responsible for the incident. He has been missing since the day of the disaster, and the FBI has placed a $250,000 bounty on any information leading to his capture.

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	At 6:27 AM on November 24th, 2022, just 15 days after his appearance as a guest on [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], Blowhard was weighing in at the Chester's Mound Classic when drug-sniffing dogs working with [[The Fanmayer Group\|Fanmayer]] Security indicated to their handlers that Blowhard was in possession of an illicit substance.		At 6:27 AM on November 24th, 2022, just 15 days after his appearance as a guest on [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], Blowhard was weighing in at the Chester's Mound Classic when drug-sniffing dogs working with [[The Fanmayer Group\|Fanmayer]] Security indicated to their handlers that Blowhard was in possession of an illicit substance.

	Upon inspection, security found roughly 14 grams of a turkosogesterone powder, an illegal performance-enhancing drug which was manufactured by TurkeyBall until 1979 when it was outlawed from competitive use. It was later speculated that Blowhard, fearing that young up-and-coming competitors would finally end his reign of dominance in the sport, used his familial connections at TurkeyBall to acquire the powder from a storehouse in town. By stuffing it between the folds of his enormous body, Blowhard set up a delayed-release system ~~intended to activate~~ the drug during competition.		Upon inspection, security found roughly 14 grams of a turkosogesterone powder, an illegal performance-enhancing drug which was manufactured by TurkeyBall until 1979 when it was outlawed from competitive use. It was later speculated that Blowhard, fearing that young up-and-coming competitors would finally end his reign of dominance in the sport, used his familial connections at TurkeyBall to acquire the powder from a storehouse in town. By stuffing it between the folds of his enormous body, Blowhard set up a delayed-release system whereby the drug would be absorbed through his skin and activate during competition.

	=== Chase ===		=== Chase ===

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	==Disgrace at Chester's Mound Classic==		==Disgrace at Chester's Mound Classic==
	At 6:27 AM on November 24th, 2022, just 15 days after his appearance as a guest on [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], Blowhard was weighing in at the Chester's Mound Classic when drug-sniffing dogs working with [[The Fanmayer Group\|Fanmayer]] Security indicated to their handlers that Blowhard was in possession of a illicit substance.
			=== Discovery of Performance-Enhancing Drugs ===
			At 6:27 AM on November 24th, 2022, just 15 days after his appearance as a guest on [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], Blowhard was weighing in at the Chester's Mound Classic when drug-sniffing dogs working with [[The Fanmayer Group\|Fanmayer]] Security indicated to their handlers that Blowhard was in possession of an illicit substance.

	Upon inspection, security found roughly 14 grams of a turkosogesterone powder, an illegal performance-enhancing drug which was manufactured by TurkeyBall until 1979 when it was outlawed from competitive use. It was later speculated that Blowhard, fearing that young up-and-coming competitors would finally end his reign of dominance in the sport, used his familial connections at TurkeyBall to acquire the powder from a storehouse in town. By stuffing it between the folds of his enormous body, Blowhard set up a delayed-release system intended to activate the drug during competition.		Upon inspection, security found roughly 14 grams of a turkosogesterone powder, an illegal performance-enhancing drug which was manufactured by TurkeyBall until 1979 when it was outlawed from competitive use. It was later speculated that Blowhard, fearing that young up-and-coming competitors would finally end his reign of dominance in the sport, used his familial connections at TurkeyBall to acquire the powder from a storehouse in town. By stuffing it between the folds of his enormous body, Blowhard set up a delayed-release system intended to activate the drug during competition.

			=== Chase ===


	After the powder was discovered, Blowhard panicked and hijacked a nearby truck which was delivering stuffing to the competition grounds, speeding off before he could be apprehended. Chester's Mound PD set off in pursuit, following him down Lillican Ave towards City Hall.[[File:View of southern Chester's Mound after Disaster.jpg\|thumb\|A view of the southern portion of Chester's Mound after the 2022 disaster. No structures remained, and heavy rains mixed with the stuffing to create a dirty brown sludge.]]At 6:35am, a SWAT vehicle performed a pit maneuver on Blowhard's stolen vehicle, which sent it careening into a Stuffing Silo at the TurkeyBall processing facility across the street from City Hall. The truck clipped the silo and tore a hole in the bottom roughly 18 feet tall by 40 feet wide.		After the powder was discovered, Blowhard panicked and hijacked a nearby truck which was delivering stuffing to the competition grounds, speeding off before he could be apprehended. Chester's Mound PD set off in pursuit, following him down Lillican Ave towards City Hall.[[File:View of southern Chester's Mound after Disaster.jpg\|thumb\|A view of the southern portion of Chester's Mound after the 2022 disaster. No structures remained, and heavy rains mixed with the stuffing to create a dirty brown sludge.]]At 6:35am, a SWAT vehicle performed a pit maneuver on Blowhard's stolen vehicle, which sent it careening into a Stuffing Silo at the TurkeyBall processing facility across the street from City Hall. The truck clipped the silo and tore a hole in the bottom roughly 18 feet tall by 40 feet wide.

			=== Silo Collapse ===
	The silo was over 1,600 feet high and was roughly 97% full at the time of the accident, containing 720 million pounds of product. Due to the enormous weight of the stuffing inside, the stuffing at the bottom of the silo was under immense pressure, and when Blowhard's truck tore a hole in the bottom, it began to eject stuffing from the gash at "unbelievable speeds" according to witnesses of the disaster.		The silo was over 1,600 feet high and was roughly 97% full at the time of the accident, containing 720 million pounds of product. Due to the enormous weight of the stuffing inside, the stuffing at the bottom of the silo was under immense pressure, and when Blowhard's truck tore a hole in the bottom, it began to eject stuffing from the gash at "unbelievable speeds" according to witnesses of the disaster.

	Within one second of the hole's appearance, City Hall was obliterated by a "tsunami of stuffing" as described by the Chief of the CMPD. The wave of stuffing was was over 55 feet tall and moved at 110 miles per hour through the southern and south eastern portions of Chester's Mound, flattening everything in its path, including Blowhard's childhood home. In the chaos that followed, Blowhard managed to jump from his truck and escape into the countryside. An estimated 316 lives were lost, and 22% of the town was wiped from the face of the earth.		Within one second of the hole's appearance, City Hall was obliterated by a "tsunami of stuffing" as described by the Chief of the CMPD. The wave of stuffing was was over 55 feet tall and moved at 110 miles per hour through the southern and south eastern portions of Chester's Mound, flattening everything in its path, including Blowhard's childhood home. In the chaos that followed, Blowhard managed to jump from his truck and escape into the countryside. An estimated 316 lives were lost, and 22% of the town was wiped from the face of the earth.

			==== Aftermath ====
	Following the catastrophe, Blowhard was stripped of his titles and declared responsible for the incident. He has been missing since the day of the disaster, and the FBI has placed a $250,000 bounty on any information leading to his capture.		Following the catastrophe, Blowhard was stripped of his titles and declared responsible for the incident. He has been missing since the day of the disaster, and the FBI has placed a $250,000 bounty on any information leading to his capture.

	== References ==		== References ==
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	==Disgrace at Chester's Mound Classic==		==Disgrace at Chester's Mound Classic==
	At 6:~~27am~~ on November 24th, 2022, just 15 days after his appearance as a guest on [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], Blowhard was weighing in at the Chester's Mound Classic when drug-sniffing dogs working with [[The Fanmayer Group\|Fanmayer]] Security indicated to their handlers that Blowhard was in possession of a illicit substance.		At 6:27 AM on November 24th, 2022, just 15 days after his appearance as a guest on [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], Blowhard was weighing in at the Chester's Mound Classic when drug-sniffing dogs working with [[The Fanmayer Group\|Fanmayer]] Security indicated to their handlers that Blowhard was in possession of a illicit substance.

	Upon inspection, security found roughly 14 grams of a turkosogesterone powder, an illegal performance-enhancing drug which was manufactured by TurkeyBall until 1979 when it was outlawed from competitive use. It was later speculated that Blowhard, fearing that young up-and-coming competitors would finally end his reign of dominance in the sport, used his familial connections at TurkeyBall to acquire the powder from a storehouse in town. By stuffing it between the folds of his enormous body, Blowhard set up a delayed-release system intended to activate the drug during competition.		Upon inspection, security found roughly 14 grams of a turkosogesterone powder, an illegal performance-enhancing drug which was manufactured by TurkeyBall until 1979 when it was outlawed from competitive use. It was later speculated that Blowhard, fearing that young up-and-coming competitors would finally end his reign of dominance in the sport, used his familial connections at TurkeyBall to acquire the powder from a storehouse in town. By stuffing it between the folds of his enormous body, Blowhard set up a delayed-release system intended to activate the drug during competition.

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	~~[[File:~~Stuffing Stuff Horn Blowhard.jpg\|~~thumb\|~~Blowhard at a Pumpkin Pie eating competition in 2003.]]		{{Infobox person\|name=Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard\|birth_date=November 26, 1981\|birth_place=Chester's Mound, MA\|image=Stuffing Stuff Horn Blowhard.jpg\|image caption=Blowhard at a Pumpkin Pie eating competition in 2003.\|years active=1988 - 2022}}

	Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard is a competitive eater and wanted criminal from Chester's Mound, Massachusetts. In 2021 he won the Stuffing Stuffermen's Triple Crown, after winning the Major Leage Stuffing (MLS) championships in Goldenrod, MA; Lancaster, MA; and his hometown of Chester's Mound. He appeared as a guest on episode 29<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/RbvhIbSQJRg?&t=490</ref> of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] as part of a yearlong media tour following his victory.		Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard is a competitive eater and wanted criminal from Chester's Mound, Massachusetts. In 2021 he won the Stuffing Stuffermen's Triple Crown, after winning the Major Leage Stuffing (MLS) championships in Goldenrod, MA; Lancaster, MA; and his hometown of Chester's Mound. He appeared as a guest on episode 29<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/RbvhIbSQJRg?&t=490</ref> of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] as part of a yearlong media tour following his victory.

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	Upon inspection, security found roughly 14 grams of a turkosogesterone powder, an illegal performance-enhancing drug which was manufactured by TurkeyBall until 1979 when it was outlawed from competitive use. It was later speculated that Blowhard, fearing that young up-and-coming competitors would finally end his reign of dominance in the sport, used his familial connections at TurkeyBall to acquire the powder from a storehouse in town. By stuffing it between the folds of his enormous body, Blowhard set up a delayed-release system intended to activate the drug during competition.		Upon inspection, security found roughly 14 grams of a turkosogesterone powder, an illegal performance-enhancing drug which was manufactured by TurkeyBall until 1979 when it was outlawed from competitive use. It was later speculated that Blowhard, fearing that young up-and-coming competitors would finally end his reign of dominance in the sport, used his familial connections at TurkeyBall to acquire the powder from a storehouse in town. By stuffing it between the folds of his enormous body, Blowhard set up a delayed-release system intended to activate the drug during competition.

	After the powder was discovered, Blowhard panicked and hijacked a nearby truck which was delivering stuffing to the competition grounds, speeding off before he could be apprehended. Chester's Mound PD set off in pursuit, following him down Lillican Ave towards City Hall.		After the powder was discovered, Blowhard panicked and hijacked a nearby truck which was delivering stuffing to the competition grounds, speeding off before he could be apprehended. Chester's Mound PD set off in pursuit, following him down Lillican Ave towards City Hall.[[File:View of southern Chester's Mound after Disaster.jpg\|thumb\|A view of the southern portion of Chester's Mound after the 2022 disaster. No structures remained, and heavy rains mixed with the stuffing to create a dirty brown sludge.]]At 6:35am, a SWAT vehicle performed a pit maneuver on Blowhard's stolen vehicle, which sent it careening into a Stuffing Silo at the TurkeyBall processing facility across the street from City Hall. The truck clipped the silo and tore a hole in the bottom roughly 18 feet tall by 40 feet wide.

	~~At 6:35am~~, ~~a SWAT vehicle performed a pit maneuver on Blowhard's stolen vehicle, which sent it careening into a Stuffing Silo~~ at the ~~TurkeyBall processing facility across~~ the ~~street from City Hall~~. ~~The truck clipped~~ the silo and tore a hole in the bottom ~~roughly 18 feet tall by 40 feet wide~~.		The silo was over 1,600 feet high and was roughly 97% full at the time of the accident, containing 720 million pounds of product. Due to the enormous weight of the stuffing inside, the stuffing at the bottom of the silo was under immense pressure, and when Blowhard's truck tore a hole in the bottom, it began to eject stuffing from the gash at "unbelievable speeds" according to witnesses of the disaster.

	The silo was over 1,600 feet high and was roughly 97% full at the time of the accident, containing 720 million pounds of product. Due to the enormous weight of the stuffing inside, the stuffing at the bottom of the silo was under immense pressure, and when Blowhard's truck tore a hole in the bottom, it began to eject stuffing from the gash at "unbelievable speeds" according to witnesses of the disaster.
	[[File:View of southern Chester's Mound after Disaster.jpg\|thumb\|A view of the southern portion of Chester's Mound after the 2022 disaster. No structures remained, and heavy rains mixed with the stuffing to create a dirty brown sludge.]]
	Within one second of the hole's appearance, City Hall was obliterated by a "tsunami of stuffing" as described by the Chief of the CMPD. The wave of stuffing was was over 55 feet tall and moved at 110 miles per hour through the southern and south eastern portions of Chester's Mound, flattening everything in its path, including Blowhard's childhood home. In the chaos that followed, Blowhard managed to jump from his truck and escape into the countryside. An estimated 316 lives were lost, and 22% of the town was wiped from the face of the earth.		Within one second of the hole's appearance, City Hall was obliterated by a "tsunami of stuffing" as described by the Chief of the CMPD. The wave of stuffing was was over 55 feet tall and moved at 110 miles per hour through the southern and south eastern portions of Chester's Mound, flattening everything in its path, including Blowhard's childhood home. In the chaos that followed, Blowhard managed to jump from his truck and escape into the countryside. An estimated 316 lives were lost, and 22% of the town was wiped from the face of the earth.

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			[[File:Stuffing Stuff Horn Blowhard.jpg\|thumb\|Blowhard at a Pumpkin Pie eating competition in 2003.]]
	Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard is a competitive eater and wanted criminal from Chester's Mound, Massachusetts. In 2021 he won the Stuffing Stuffermen's Triple Crown, after winning the Major Leage Stuffing (MLS) championships in Goldenrod, MA; Lancaster, MA; and his hometown of Chester's Mound. He appeared as a guest on episode 29<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/RbvhIbSQJRg?&t=490</ref> of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] as part of a yearlong media tour following his victory.		Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard is a competitive eater and wanted criminal from Chester's Mound, Massachusetts. In 2021 he won the Stuffing Stuffermen's Triple Crown, after winning the Major Leage Stuffing (MLS) championships in Goldenrod, MA; Lancaster, MA; and his hometown of Chester's Mound. He appeared as a guest on episode 29<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/RbvhIbSQJRg?&t=490</ref> of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] as part of a yearlong media tour following his victory.

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	==Career as a Competitive Eater==		==Career as a Competitive Eater==
			[[File:Stuffing.jpg\|thumb\|Sage stuffing, characteristic of the type used for many of Blowhard's competitions.]]
	Blowhard's first competition and championship title was at the 243rd Wangston Memorial Stuffing Bowl, which was held at the civic center in nearby Lancaster when he was 7 years old. His parents, who had been laid off from their jobs at TurkeyBall the previous year due to a dip in Thanksgiving's popularity in the 1980's, entered Blowhard in the competition hoping to win the $5,000 cash prize.		Blowhard's first competition and championship title was at the 243rd Wangston Memorial Stuffing Bowl, which was held at the civic center in nearby Lancaster when he was 7 years old. His parents, who had been laid off from their jobs at TurkeyBall the previous year due to a dip in Thanksgiving's popularity in the 1980's, entered Blowhard in the competition hoping to win the $5,000 cash prize.

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	The silo was over 1,600 feet high and was roughly 97% full at the time of the accident, containing 720 million pounds of product. Due to the enormous weight of the stuffing inside, the stuffing at the bottom of the silo was under immense pressure, and when Blowhard's truck tore a hole in the bottom, it began to eject stuffing from the gash at "unbelievable speeds" according to witnesses of the disaster.		The silo was over 1,600 feet high and was roughly 97% full at the time of the accident, containing 720 million pounds of product. Due to the enormous weight of the stuffing inside, the stuffing at the bottom of the silo was under immense pressure, and when Blowhard's truck tore a hole in the bottom, it began to eject stuffing from the gash at "unbelievable speeds" according to witnesses of the disaster.
			[[File:View of southern Chester's Mound after Disaster.jpg\|thumb\|A view of the southern portion of Chester's Mound after the 2022 disaster. No structures remained, and heavy rains mixed with the stuffing to create a dirty brown sludge.]]
	Within one second of the hole's appearance, City Hall was obliterated by a "tsunami of stuffing" as described by the Chief of the CMPD. The wave of stuffing was was over 55 feet tall and moved at 110 miles per hour through the southern and south eastern portions of Chester's Mound, flattening everything in its path, including Blowhard's childhood home. In the chaos that followed, Blowhard managed to jump from his truck and escape into the countryside. An estimated 316 lives were lost, and 22% of the town was wiped from the face of the earth.		Within one second of the hole's appearance, City Hall was obliterated by a "tsunami of stuffing" as described by the Chief of the CMPD. The wave of stuffing was was over 55 feet tall and moved at 110 miles per hour through the southern and south eastern portions of Chester's Mound, flattening everything in its path, including Blowhard's childhood home. In the chaos that followed, Blowhard managed to jump from his truck and escape into the countryside. An estimated 316 lives were lost, and 22% of the town was wiped from the face of the earth.

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	Following the catastrophe, Blowhard was stripped of his titles and declared responsible for the incident. He has been missing since the day of the disaster, and the FBI has placed a $250,000 bounty on any information leading to his capture.		Following the catastrophe, Blowhard was stripped of his titles and declared responsible for the incident. He has been missing since the day of the disaster, and the FBI has placed a $250,000 bounty on any information leading to his capture.

			== References ==
	<references />		<references />