Skeleton Realm LIVE!

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Skeleton Realm LIVE! is a weekly internet livestream hosted by Doug Bleichner and Sam Wagstaff. The series is produced by MeMoreTV, an American media conglomerate. It airs every Wednesday at 8pm EST on the Skeleton Realm Youtube Channel Skeleton Realm LIVE! and is filmed in Skeleton Realm Studios.

Bleichner and Wagstaff appearing in an episode of Skeleton Realm LIVE! in front of the shows iconic yellow curtains.

History

In 2022, Doug Bleichner and Sam Wagstaff signed a contract with MeMoreTV to produce 800,000 episodes of an hour long weekly internet livestream called Skeleton Realm LIVE! Bleichner and Wagstaff received no money in this deal, up front, and are to be paid after the 800,000th episode is recorded. The show has since garnered the attention of various celebrities including Torn Up Stark White Whitaker, The Pastrymen and many more (see Skeleton Realm LIVE! Guests). The show also features Bleichner and Wagstaff giving information about their lives. The shows are not pre written or otherwise planned in any capacity as per the request of MeMoreTV executives who have demanded that Skeleton Realm LIVE feature completely off the cuff style podcast neo-real elements of hardcore "reality-speak" for fans of modern day "real-talk" or "manbabble."

Notable Features

Skeleton Realm LIVE! contains some notable features which set it apart from other livestreams or "podcasts." Despite frequent comparisons to traditional podcasts, the creators have pushed back on this characterization, with Bleichner going as far as to claim explicitly, "The show is not a podcast, it's not a fucking podcast."

Distinct visual elements of the show include its signature yellow curtains, which features one prominent large fold dubbed Yellowmenn's Trench, and a white table and rotating Skeleton Realm "Seal of Approval" logo. Many episodes also feature a rotating item on Bleichner and Wagstaff's desk, perched atop a white rotating disk.

Graphics on the show are featured either over the shoulder ("OTS") or between Bleichner and Wagstaff on screen. They contain a distinct graphical style and are created by Bleichner.

The show's YouTube stream features a classic YouTube live chat in which Realmers converse among themselves and discuss the show as it happens. Bleichner and Wagstaff often refer to the chat and read various messages sent by chatting Realmers. The Skeleton Realm LIVE! live chat is moderated by Dana.

Patreon

In April 2022, Skeleton Realm LIVE! launched a Skeleton Realm Patreon Page to facilitate rapidly growing viewer support for the show.

Skeleton Realm's Patreon page is the digital home of its most elite and secretive group, The VIP LORD PREMIUM ELITE tier, which is comprised of the best and brightest Skeleton Realm community members from around the globe.

The 5 dollar Patreon tier (Official Skele Freak) gives users access to Pater's Paradise on the discord server, the ability to become a Skelepedia Junior Scholar, and access to the Pater's Podcast, a weekly podcast recorded by Bleichner and Wagstaff[1]

The 10 dollar Patreon tier (Super Epic Baller Apprentice) gives users the aforementioned perks as well as access to calling in during live call in episodes of Skeleton Realm LIVE! and Pater's Podcast.[1]

The 20 dollar Patreon tier (Super Epic Baller) gives users the aforementioned perks and also enrolls them in a merch program wherein they receive a new piece of exclusive Skeleton Realm merch once each quarter through the year.[1]

The 35 dollar Patreon tier (VIP LORD PREMIUM ELITE) gives users all of the aforementioned perks but also gives them access to a secret discord server and allows the user to have a Skelepedia page of their own. This tier also provides other exclusive perks that remain unknown to the public. Members of this tier are automatically inducted into the VIP LORD PREMIUM ELITE tier group, a society who's origins date back over 100 years.[1]

The 100 dollar Patreon tier (HARDCORE ELITE MANIAC) gives the pater access to all aforementioned perks, including a secret as of yet unknown perk. This tier is only for the most prestigious and wealthiest of Realmers.[1]

Discord

The Discord group "Skeleton Realm Clubhouse" is a place for fans of Skeleton Realm LIVE! to come together and chat. The group is a place for fans to connect with each other and discuss the show. Anyone can join the discord here: https://discord.gg/A9WfyhjHa2

Skeleton Realm LIVE! are the owners of a specialized version of the super advanced chat AI; Chat Bocks who is very knowledgeable in all things Skeleton Realm. Chat Bocks resides in their own channel within the discord where Realmers can ask it questions about the show.

Episodes

Skeleton Realm LIVE! Episodes
Episode number Style Title Notes
1 Back to the Basics Skeleton Realm Live Ep 1 Hatreon, Mr. Fibs, Fabricia, MeMoreTV
2 Back to the Basics Skeleton Realm Live Ep 2 + Part 2: Skeleton Realm Live Ep 2 Skeleton Realm Magazine, Men of Leisure, GeoKnowr, Gorgon's Minion: Part 2
3 Back to the Basics Hypnosis and BODY MODS! Monster Energy, Orbsmann's, Body Mods, Pierre Toussaint
4 Back to the Basics HIT and RUN! Doug's Uninsured car TOTALED - It's Over! Mississippi Delta Boys, Lil Stomper, Cartoon Guys
5 Back to the Basics LOST historic Presidential Speech FOUND! Time Capsule! The Chastity Men, Lil StankBug, Sfanser Sfanser, Dust Bowl II
6 Back to the Basics Country Music Star EXPOSED! Ancient GLUEMAN Animated Once Again! Trace Anderson, Glueman, Ptree
7 Back to the Basics Deaf Horses Permanently CURED! Cat Herder and the Prison Gaurd
8 Back to the Basics Poisoned! Sickness and Low Energy Due To Poisoning. King Garquinius 539847563, Skourman's Goose Hole, 23 and I
9 Back to the Basics EXTREME Sports Tournathalon! Thawed Corpse?! Diet Coke Prize??? Skex Tournathalon X-TREME 2022
10 Special of Ten Post Ironic Meta-Modern (MetMod) Humor Explained! Live COOKING "Rancheroni!" Light Guided Alert System, Rancheroni, Sorm's Bumper Stickers
11 Special HUGE Birthday secrets unveiled? LIVE Grilling Fiasco! YIKES! Sam's Birthday, Sorm's, TNTHF Summer Challange, Natsuro Dolls, Skeleton Realm Magazine July '22
12 Back to the Basics Sewer Pipe Exploded! Live Laughter Track?! Yellowmenn's Trench, Yellow Curtains, "Logged In" Song
13 Special A.I. Sexuality, Twitter Trolling and Cube Framing with Doug Bleichner Doug Bleichner, Hilling, Cube Framing, Sexually Jacking Off, Trolling
14 Back to the Basics Impressions! Barber Shop Boys! Back to the Basics! Back to the Basics, Chromeworks, Linman, Jacked Out Gabriel, Body Metrics
15 Back to the Basics Comment Sweepstakes Winners Announced! G-Day Memories Doug's Cats, Marina Bay Sands Singapore, G day, Raymond Ball, Skeleton Realm Magazine August '22
16 Back to the Basics Pitching To NBC! We bought Fishing Gear! Blair House, Sam's Fishing Vest, P.A.T.S, Ray Bates
17 Special Our Studio Blew Up!? How?! Skeleton Realm Studios
18 Special LIVE from JAIL! We are in JAIL! Speedmont Correctional Facility, Judge Faster
19 Back to the Basics We are FREE from jail! Speedmont Correctional Facility, Judge Faster, Corey Tower, Chat Bocks, Skeleton Realm Magazine September '22
20 Special of Ten Time Traveling "Future Selfs?" 20 Years of Gags? 2042 Sam, 2042 Doug, The Schism, Gasturbation
21 Special Bus Boy Turned Millionaire and Bird Holes w/T. Lee Gunselman T. Lee Gunselman, Corey Tower, The Cloaca Lounge
22 Back to the Basics Cyber Sprite Appears?! Doug Gets "Scrooged?" Chromer, Content Blast, Fabricia, Bishop's Spray
23 Back to the Basics Skelepedia ANNOUNCED! Skeleton Realm BOARD GAME?!?! Skeleton's Playtime Puzzle!, Rope Diet, The Zergeist, Cafe Jazz, You, Welcome to Skelepedia
24 Back to the Basics Trevor is HIRED! Hardcore Halloween CERTIFIED?! American Halloween Association, Linman, Trevor Noah, Emotion Blast, Skeleton Realm Magazine October '22
25 Back to the Basics Doug met ScareCrow?!?! Spice Cracker Burger REVIEW! Ship Blaster, Mama and Booboo, Pit Maneuver, Porper's
26 Back to the Basics A Branded Threeway?! Raw Dolphins in the Back?! Cube Smart, Branded Threeway, SRL 2095 Plan
27 Special Realmer's Halloween Extravaganza! Red Devil and The Leashman??? Red Devil and Leashman, Meezies Yumbar
28 Back to the Basics Thanksgiving Assassination Tips and StikyBoil ORBS! Orbsmann's Stiky Boil-Orbs, Hammers, Geegan Y'all, Skeleton Realm Magazine November '22
29 Back to the Basics Trash = Treasure?! Bone Hue Plugins??? Nausea Con, Sigs, Bone Hue Photoshop Plugin, Doug Bleichner (Robot)
30 Special of Ten Chromer's Gettin' A Bod! Chromer, Tiny Jack, Body Mods, Surgery Surge Initiative
31 Special REALMER’S Thanksgiving!!! We got a TurkME! Phaser, TurkME!, Realmer's Thanksgiving Pledge, Swock, Turkeymen, 23 and I
32 Back to the Basics Golden Age Upon Us?! Chat Mod Admin Reveal?! Dana, Upcoming Golden Age, Bodyscan.info, Skeleton Realm Magazine December '22
33 Back to the Basics Ancient Prophets Uncovered?! Nerds Vs. Jocks! Macon Mug-Swap, Nerd Challange, NightMare Report, Ancient Elders
34 Back to the Basics Cubes On The Move! HOT Parents! Doug Bleichner's Parents, Skeleton Realm Flash Mob, Cubes and Rhomboided Hexatriagonals entering the Circular area 2023, Winter Boss, Teacher Act
35 Special CHRISTMAS CAKE-OFF?! Special Guests: Paul & Paulina Beanie! Paul Beanie, Orbsmann's, Ptree Decs, Do My Tasks: Medieval
36 Back to the Basics Linman is Royalty?! We're gettin' "tombed" Linman, "Fast Armed" Lester, Skeleton Realm Undersea Cables, MeMoreTV Doctor Check-in
37 Special Honoring Deceased Realmers. GUEST: Alex Bailey! Alex Bailey, Deceased Realmers, Paul Beanie, Skeleton Realm Magazine January '23
38 Back to the Basics Dollification would be FUN?! Destroy All Old Things NOW Rollers, MeMoreTV Turnspectrum Auxiliary Turn Signal Kit, Dollification
39 Back to the Basics WAKE UP! Our Files Have Entered Your Device. Skeleton Realm file storage, Torture the Orb, You
40 Special of Ten We Love SORM'S! Sorm's, Backflip Pads, Patreon Income Goals
41 Back to the Basics Buzz Lightyear Lives With Us Buzz Lightyear, SpringBall, Skeleton Realm Magazine February '23
42 Back to the Basics Which The Beatles Are We? SpringBall, Orbsmann's
43 Back to the Basics Blue Ball vs. Red Cube! Final Showdown: Round 1 Farting and Shitting Fair 2023, Borbingo's Gourmet Popcorn, SpringBall, Burlow Chemical
44 Back to the Basics We Are badass Heroes! Torture Center, Pumpkinano's, Yellow Curtains
45 Back to the Basics Myth: BUSTED! Haters: Is That the BEST You Can Do? SpringBall, SÜG Sytems, Surgery Surge, Mr.Beast, Realmer Anthem, Skeleton Realm Magazine March '23
46 Back to the Basics Chit Chat! Non-Skippable Ad-Swag Doug's Birthday, Linman, Phaser, Gorbulation, Joe Rogen
47 Back to the Basics Joe Rogan and Mr. Beast. I'm Going to Explode Medieval Style Dungeon, Rockabilly Mecca, Mr.Beast, Joe Rogen
48 Back to the Basics Linman Cleans Our Home. Sam's Court Room Swagger Skourman's Goosman, Linman, Skeleton Realm Discord, Mosquito Hunter, Petals
49 Back to the Basics Brand Ultimatum! Sam's Toe System SpringBall, Judge Faster, Bing Bong Games
50 Special of Ten Back To School! Bishope, Chromer, Phaser, Wicker Orb, Judge Faster, Hans Chromen, Swock, The Schism, Skeleton Realm Magazine April '23
51 Back to the Basics Soda Tube Swag. Big Ref. YARD WARS! SRL! TikTok, Rudolph Weismann, Men's Summer 2023 Fashion, Yard Wars
52 Special 1 Year Anniversary! Our Bodies Pump Gold SRL! One Year Anniversary OTS T-shirt Tournament, Body Gold, 2024 Bets, SRL Body Stats, Tiny Jack
53 Back to the Basics Damon Shrunk?! Vehicle bonding?! Orbsmann's, Paul Beanie, Yard Wars, Damon Shrunk
54 Back to the Basics Ball Swag. Invoice SOLUTIONS. Ancient Here NOW! Fashion in Baseball, Body Mods, Invoice Solutions, Skeleton Realm Magazine May '23
55 Back to the Basics King Charles Recognizes ORB?! CareTeem, Skeleton Realm Studios, The Orbsmen
56 Back to the Basics Radio REVIEWS. Feel Fashion!!! Feel Fashion, HeHow, Skeleton Realm LIVE! Calendar, 99.1 The Piss, WORB fm, 88.8 WRAK, The Chosen One, Bishop's Spray
57 Back to the Basics You've Changed. Highway Mega Adoption You, Poison Bars, Skeleton Realm LIVE! 2023 State Road Mega Adoption, PowerBlasters

Guests

Guests are an integral part to Skeleton Realm LIVE!, they come from every walk of life and most of them are fans of the show! So far every episode have had some amount of notable guests appear, with the exception of episodes: 1, 2, 3, and 13. There have currently been a total of 695 Guests on Skeleton Realm LIVE!

Skeleton Realm LIVE! Guest List
Episode

number

Guests
4
5
6
  • The Horn Blowers
  • international fashion icon The Boss
  • James Matthews
  • Tiny Twirlers acrobatic educational alliance
  • Gas Lover Gass Man Terry Thomas
7
  • Trace Anderson
  • “Tied Real Tight” Sir Culation
  • Famous Attorney Ian Marcus Greenwald
  • Stamp Master Olsen Forger
  • Local Scared man Torn Up Stark White Whitaker
  • Childhood friend who broke my razor scooter Chase McMorpher
  • Inventor of casts Dr. Gabriel
  • English Channel Mike
  • The "Goid" from the Show “Farmer and the Goid”
  • Giovanni DiNardo and the Swainsboro, GA Symphony Orchestra
  • Pasta Man Randy Tamper
8
  • Burnt Melons
  • Music Lover's Critique Club
  • Slick Slick 3-Legged “Ate Up” Bobby “Sandwhichman” Jones
  • Autozone CEO
  • Dekalb County Highway Master
  • Captain of a local Ship and his wife Mr. and Mrs. Alan Rhoades
  • ‘stylized man’ Stylized Keith
  • Crumb Baby
  • Popsicle Boys
  • Steely Dan
9
10
  • Triple platinum pop star Horny
  • infamous “Fake” Dancer Misha “Tortellini”
  • Strained Clyde
  • Plumberton
  • Table Top Richard
  • The last person to exit my flight from albuquerque NM to Atlanta in 2019 Terry King
  • Lost Boy
  • Woodland Expert Park Ranger Morton Warner
  • “Chased” Dimitry Nicholas
11
  • “The Backyard Boss” Grillmaster Tanner Flare
  • George Foreman
  • Butcher Lim Cuttston Randallson
  • Inventor of ketchup Dave Matthews
  • Little Man
12
  • Grandpa Playdough
  • The United States Army’s 7th Infantry Division
  • The Shit Jester
  • last living survivor of the first car accident on the US interstate system Ben Store
  • The Smacker
  • Tasted “bill” Whorthington
  • The Caboosers
  • Step Son of famous Kickboxer Tam Redd Limo Driver Mark Lewis
14
  • The By-Way Boys with Byron Matthews
  • Director of new film Snow White and the Dwarf, G. R. Masterson
  • Fee Gordon
  • Old west scholar Tarnished Kate
  • local Gas Station Attendant Linda Forsenberry
  • Stars of Horse Swappers International-Equine Sandy and Bareback Doeman
  • All of Doug and Sam’s first cousins
15
  • “Try-Hard” Travis
  • author of little house on the prairie Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • Some U.S. Senator
  • Laughin’ Robb
  • The Slick-Morphs
  • Tattooed Bobby
  • Little Tiny Tiny Tiny Guy
  • Manny Stewart Posterson
  • Viewers Like You
16
  • Sparse Leonard
  • The Cream Makers Band
  • Sandal Designer Layman Richards
  • Turtle wrangler Tortuss-Jim
  • Part-Time Sand Blaster Mr. Mayson
  • The Manager of the Best Buy in the Edgewood Shopping district
  • ToeNail
17
  • Construction Repairmen
  • Light at the end of a long tunnel
  • All of our childhood friends
  • Disaster Cleanup Crew
  • Explosion Men Band
  • The Fire Blasters
  • Fisherman “Sal”
18
  • The mail guy (if we’re good)
  • The mean guard (if we’re bad)
  • A little bird that lands in the tiny window to the outside world (if we’re good)
  • Braxter
  • Lock Down Larry
  • Jail Guard Terrence
19
  • “Shrimpston” the River Comber
  • Combat Mike
  • “Two Tales” Tall Tale Teller Timm
  • King Charles
  • Laughterman Stand Up comedian “99 Soapers”
  • the REAL Dunk Daddy Slam Dunk Fosters
  • “Pieced Together” Jigsaw Thomas
  • Apple Farmer
20
  • 20 year old Braden
  • 20 Managers of 20 different subway restaurants in Atlanta
  • 20 White horses
  • local geriatric Gorbe Oldman
  • CEO of Timer’s Journey Samper Tammer
  • Grandmommy and Grandpoppy
  • inventor of the Baseball bat Ding Dong Bat “Gary” Battmaker
  • Hatter!
21
22
  • Beefed Up Damien
  • Marsh man Kelly Stewart
  • Bill Sherman the inventor of the “pantry devil”
  • professional chewer T-Tone
  • Scottish clown Lassman Kilt Kilney
  • Terry Crews
  • “Skidmarked” Randy
  • “magic man Larry sormerson”
23
  • Sgt. Manheim
  • Little Dittie
  • No Touch Tam
  • A private chef from the Swimdom Resort in Horse Canyon
  • Lyle Turnips farmer from saskatchewan
  • Tip Toeing Rich
  • Jarman Tight Twist Rudolph
  • Sal Tomatorman Inventor of the “Purple Purr Pole”
24
  • Fire Ring Randal
  • Trent Pham my neighbor from Vietnam
  • The Taste Tester
  • The Bouncing Men
  • Saprina The Dancemaster
  • Lazy C
  • Cheese Matthews
  • 7 Red Cardinals, 7 white doves and 7 black sparrows
25
  • The Grave Rollers, Fortune Teller Wanda
  • A Spit In The Face of All Who Came Before Him
  • Patch Adams
  • A weathered old man with sage advice
  • Jeal Johnson Michigan Star chef and owner of new restaurant “Pile of Dogshit”
  • All metro Atlanta area employees of Foot Locker
  • The Yellow Leafman
  • Brandon with the tiny feet and big shoes
  • Dirty Clean Up Gang
26
  • “In pain” uncle Terrence
  • Last Man Standing Challenge champion Phrey Phillips
  • Dog Whistler Collarman Bobby Bones
  • Tight Toes McGuire, Run Down House Owner May Phelps
  • inventor of Lazer Whips Lazerman Gary
  • Christmas Chip Dipper Bradley Mansfield
  • Large and In Charge
  • The Bouncemaster
  • “Animal Wiper” Tarman Zebrason
27
  • Mr Halloween
  • Mrs Thanksgiving
  • Decoration Hater Horace
  • Keyhole Widener Mark F.
  • Atlanta “school” rapper Report Kard
  • Decorative Melinda
  • Merle “Pot’s n’ Pan’s” Von Hormshein
  • A REAL “Ball Game Caller” for the Atlanta Braves
  • A mysterious wandering traveler I met last night who stayed at my house
  • Candied Rick
  • The Belly Boys
  • MeMoreTV’s Halloween host with the most: Deadman “Scary Scar-body”
28
  • Chef “Go!”
  • Anonymous Missing Person
  • Perced Percy
  • Trace-ee Tracy
  • Laminator Deniss Sons
  • Butter Baller “Slippery Yellow”
  • Child Rapper Salt Minor
  • Gowner Misha T. Robbtar
  • Lake Maker Storm B. Wetwaves
  • Website Checker Terry B. Reaver
  • Painful Stanley
  • Mascot Rater “25” Carmichaels
  • Painted Stilts Farson
29
  • Shame Doctor Shamus
  • Lester Champion “The Tame Gamer”
  • Bingo Mamma
  • Weak Martin
  • L.L. Tymer the TIMEKEEPER
  • Best Friends Austin and Peacer
  • If We Could Only Run Director
  • Chase Douglas the Battery Charged man
  • “Gasturbation Manipulation” bar owner Willy Brothmaster
  • Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard
  • The “Dance With Me, Stand Up, and Shout” Crew
  • Lent Lender Trey Mark
  • Tonight Rocks! Enthusiasm Dancers
  • High energy Team A
  • High energy Team B
  • Lofted Davis
30
  • Nurse Patti
  • Max Deeper
  • Doctor Skin
  • Lars Bloodmaker
  • Medical Rapper Haw Spittle
  • Heavily Medicated Michael
  • Discount Leggs CEO Train Morpher
  • Shuttle Bus Debrah
  • Squirt The Fluid Druid
  • Candlestick “Peanut Baker”
31
  • Corn Buyer AND Stealer Corn Lorm
  • Colonial Neil
  • Tom Mitchman the Bird Herder
  • “Try not to step on a crack” Henry
  • Brown Lazer Inventor Chuck “Giggles” Yesman
  • Ray “It’s On The Tip of My Tongue” Borbbee Pantomime
  • Kangaroo Hospitality Association President Tina “More Forms” Jackson
  • Dirty Foot
  • 789 Krew
  • Sauce Elimination Crew
  • “Sock’s In His Face” Victor
32
  • Simon
  • Technology Master Yazmin the Guessmaker
  • The Poop Wipers
  • Pierced Robb
  • “Cooked” Chefmaster Painted Arthur McDonald
  • Sun Tanned
  • Elongation Celebration Coordinator Mary Showerman
  • The all fours dancers
  • Late Night Friends
  • Shy Angermen
33
  • Waffle House Toast Collector Pam
  • Electric Chief Harry Mimms
  • Harry Potter
  • 20 Gymnasts
  • The Buff Scuba Divers
  • MeMoreTV Executive “Dumbass” Pete Tableson
  • A resident of Starship s-394
  • Cracker Jack Stam Toebman
  • Shipping logistics “insider” Reporter, Ram Rammers
  • A Photo of Phaser’s Tight Ass
  • Sam Wagstaff
  • Doug Bleichner
34
  • Hashbrowns
  • Caesar Salad
  • Corn Fritters
  • Chicken Cutlet
  • Pancakes with two slabs of butter
  • Stew
  • Curtain Historian Chad Phellers
  • Tennis shoe tightener Larm Heeree
  • Everyone’s brother
  • Wheelbarrow painter “Tested Sherlock”
  • The Lateman
  • Coach Bob
  • The “Please Tease Me” Crew
  • Battery Farmer Ned Destitutionman
  • Woven Carl
  • “Down the street” band
  • Dekalb and Fulton co. Milk Recyclers
  • The Battlemasters
35
  • Santa Clause
  • Old Saint Nicholas
  • Mrs. Clause
  • Santa’s Elves
  • Santa’s Daughter
  • Yuletide Carol
  • The Peppermint Daddies
  • Mr. Parson Browns
  • Tight
  • Chaffing lotion selection specialist Tome
  • Toothpasters
  • Christmas Pyrotechnics Expert Farmer John
  • Angry Mike
36
  • Corn
  • Corn 2
  • Corn 3
  • Stuck Up Darm
  • Sandwhich Queen Marmy Gourmaisse
  • PepperHouse CEO Dongle Trademan
  • Toe-Body Work Out Gear Founder Borse Norseman
  • 10,000 Mosquitos
  • Captain Phillips
  • Sormath The Dark Lord Wizard- Holder of the Secrets of Narnon and keeper of the dark pellets
  • “This Rocks” Martha
  • Raymond G. Yarnfodder, the “Tooth Paste King”
  • Linman!
37
  • Parson the “Gear Slug”
  • “That’s laughable” Garm
  • The Great Northern Tuna Wrangler
  • Naked Swimmer Train Dorphson
  • Low-Life Rimmly Coarsehair
  • Twisted Planned Pam
  • Jogging Instructor Damien Leroy
  • Wet Sweater Lina McCartney
  • Drool Bibb Inventor Spit Gargler
  • Little Man Who Gets Super Mad at me at the bus stop
  • Alex Bailey! Gear Expert
38
  • Bald Men
  • Seriously Hot individuals
  • Don’t Look at me Toymaster Chuck Feedman
  • “Lazer feet” robotics instructor Jeff Tarnation
  • Shined Winston
  • Graffiti Removal Team Leader for the Atlanta Parklords Association
  • “Beautiful Van” with is Beautiful 1986 Chevrolet Van
  • Losers
  • Dead Beats
  • Hand Shaking Champions Mark and Tina Laafterson
  • The Giraffe Kings
  • Back To the Basics Richard
39
  • Eye See’er Ray
  • Lemon Squirt Spastic Beatdown Daddy Juicer McMann
  • Cake Developer Jason Mard
  • “Mr. TinyTrot” The Horse Dwarf Himself
  • Underground Workers
  • Underground Builders
  • Underground Excavators
  • Underground Miners
  • Srgt. Torm the Immortal Man
  • Traveling taste tester Sarah Mitchellsons
  • Let’s Pretend We’re Having Fun Organization Founder Larmont Bishopsons
  • Chase Rounder, the shit eating maniac
  • Last Leg Ron
  • The Cast of the 1976 film “Popsicle Heaven”
40
  • Roadside Randall
  • Mr. Tire
  • The Looper
  • Poison Spray Avoider
  • Jacer Tulip
  • Cricket Daniels
  • “Just let me have fun” Sabrina
  • Fast Car Peter, the Racing Man
  • The Highway Rampers
  • Veterans of the Road War
  • Mountain Trapper Seymour Listenman
  • Ford F150 Denier Corey Kerns
  • “On Foot Nerd” Mason Victor
  • P.G. Hamm the 36 Year Old Man
41
  • 23 individuals who don't remember who they are
  • Pampered Davis
  • Laptop typer Charlie T.
  • Port-master Jason Doug
  • The Heavy Set Crew
  • Beach ghost hunter SS. Jamerson
  • Whine trainer G. Raymondson
  • Music Nerds
  • Indie Rock Guys
  • Double Decker Damond
  • business rapper Skyscraper
  • "Finished with his lunch" Edwards
  • Train trainer Jared
  • Some dirty birds by the dumpster
  • Broccoli Chef Reem Titers
  • A man who has risked his life for others
42
  • Spiced Margaret
  • Tomb Slayer Dan Tiler
  • Cloud Duster “up in the Sky” Trunet
  • Southeastern Man Henry Henderson
  • Janet the “Aloof” pedestrian
  • Cranked up Mike
  • Urination Filtration System Installation Team from P. P. Solutions
  • Ice Camp owner “Frozen Rich”
  • Chase me around town Lori
  • Skeleton Realm Principal J.J. Trainer
  • Horse Bucked Stuntman Gary Go-Rods
  • Television Super Star, Sitcom Wilson
  • Movie Star Master Restroom Peabody
  • Sam’s Dirty Socks
  • A mason jar full of water from the toilet
  • My Ass
  • PHASER! The Chat Mod
43
  • Gargantuan Stan
  • Dipped Drippers
  • 100 Annoying Children
  • Mr. Hot Feet - “In the Hot Seat” Gar Daddy
  • Stimulation Controller Tasser Sassersons
  • A Big Red Button
  • Flake Taker R. M. Table Master
  • Screamin’ Snake Handler TanTan Tannersonnerson
  • Sweatshirt PeeMan
  • Processed Jane
  • All Humans
  • Super Nasty and Disturbed Individual with Sick Plans and a Nasty Style demeanor, Yaorm Feep
  • Haters with Weapons
44
  • Sam The Ham
  • Told You So Leenda
  • Pee Pee Masters
  • Gorgeous Pumpkin Theft Tattle Tellers
  • Anti Dance Advocate Mikeal Table
  • Losers
  • Finger Tip extender Teem Star Winnerson
  • Pigg Hater 68Spoons
  • “Equine Daddy’s Club Hostess Horse” and “Facilitation Specialist” Lori Yarnberry
  • Sweeties and Cuties
  • Finger Tricks Master Dannium Stannley
  • Nothing Matters Frank
  • Dana’s Friend T-Mobile Gary
  • Dana’s Friend Salmon Shirt Trish
  • Dana’s Friend Phaser
  • Green Goblins
  • Goblin Hunters Team
  • Goblin Corpse Clean-Up Crew GreenSlop - Be - Gone Solutions
  • Dana the Chat Mod!
45
  • Basketball Sneaker Squeakers Quartet
  • Sorbet Baby
  • Jason TornMichael
  • Key Keeper Dannold Stayn
  • BurgerBusters
  • Chucklin’ Mark
  • CEO of Farts and Poop out of my ass
  • 156 Tonka Toy Trucks
  • HDMI Cable
  • USB hole
  • Fantasy Tom
  • Excersize Thad, Creator of The Barnyard Workout
  • Jack Black
  • Team Members and Strategy Associates
  • Fulfilling friend Jarmill Tradesman
  • Construction workers from Ireland
  • The waitstaff from Don’s Dockside Bar on Tornman’s Island in Sunspray Beach, Florida
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  • Phone Charger Migration Facilitation Specialist
  • Brittish Mike
  • Traditional Phillips
  • Cell Phoner Tide Pillman
  • Gorbulation Modler Todd Rand
  • Lets Eat Outside Henrietta
  • Dozens of Bees
  • Shaved Ancient Guard Stan Steon
  • Ancient Players
  • Phaser Haters
  • A Coleman Cooler Full of Dirty Hotdogs
  • Mazers
  • Kings From An Unknown Land
  • A 12 foot tall Pigeon with huge muscular arms like a bodybuilder
  • The Lets Annihilate Fear Crew
  • Yettiman Mr. Pudding, AKA The Cream Dreamer
  • Coffee Sprayer Gertrude Beardman
  • Viral Influencers
  • Lizard
  • Rap Artists From Atlanta
  • Atlanta Rag Taggers Zig Zag Dance Krew
  • Miniature Dolphins
  • Tech Torture Relief Crew From SkelCorp
  • Mama
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  • Smashed Butterman
  • Traffic Borm
  • LeatherJacked Frontman
  • 78 Scorchers
  • Elderly Tomato Farmers
  • Vacationers
  • 2 Step Simon
  • Cafe Cleaners
  • Tightman
  • George and the Sheep Feet Step Krew
  • Rashed Trainer
  • Guess Who Krew?
  • Bartenders From BarBar’s Alcohol Bar
  • Physically Strong Nerds
  • Behind On The Times Nelly
  • The Beatles
  • The Rolling Stones
  • The Rolling Stones Hip Hop Dancers
  • Podcast Hosts of Yesterday’s News Rem Stainer and Tem Stainer
  • Treated Wood
  • Shunned Fishermen
  • My Attorney Sam Wagstaff
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  • German Haters
  • French Haters
  • Dutch Haters
  • Irish Haters
  • Haters from The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Math Busters
  • Beef Time Discount Warriors
  • Poop Stainer
  • Nocturnal Davis
  • Backstage Trainers
  • Castaway Tom Hanks
  • The Armed Service Member Union Safety Brigade
  • Peacemakers
  • Lawmakers
  • Scooter “Billing” Watson The Bill Daddy
  • Billboard Victor
  • Glue Handlers
  • A 2005 Airbus A380
  • AirGas CEO Reed Smokemann
  • Disturbing Puppets
  • Noodle Suckers
  • Dipped Fingerman Stenn Railmond
  • Skourman’s Prized Pet - “The Gooseman”
  • Lazy Unproductive Friends From Highschool High on Marijuana
  • Spaghetti Vance, Keeper of the Pasta Palace
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  • A large Machine that tortures and kills us if we say a certain forbidden word
  • Lisa Bandmaster - owner of Ketchup CupCakery
  • Teens who smoke marijuana by the abandoned house in my neighborhood
  • Forgotten Heroes
  • Lil Surgery - Hip Hop artist who raps about getting surgery
  • Smarty Pants - the boy genius
  • Mr. Bad - The Original Villain
  • A crisp 100 dollar bill
  • Tasered Mules
  • Todd “Pulley” Lazyman, “The Tied Up Recliner”
  • Basket Cart Decision Making crew
  • Urban Residents
  • Wealthy Canadian Business Titans
  • Sour Cream Dumpers
  • All Metro Atlanta Crossing Guards
  • Paper Towel Wipers Gang
  • Ancient Prisoners
  • Beau Trident - Inventor of the Iced Hair System
  • Standup Comedian Andrew “Rude” O’Reilly - the “he went there” master
  • President of Warmhurst College Jeffery T. Billings
  • MARTA Entertainment Crew All Stars - The Cell Phone Concert Masters
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  • School Principal's Bard masterson and Kore Stenson
  • Pizza Party If We’re Good
  • My Dirty Socks
  • My Dirty Shirts
  • Hardcore Scholars With Straight A’s
  • Hardcore Flunkers With Bottom Grade F’s
  • Hardcore overachieving freaks
  • Hardcore Slackers
  • Big Time Testers
  • The Test Makers
  • Report Card Pumpers
  • Educational Study Hornsmen
  • Lunchers
  • Mysterious Janitors
  • Dr. Tight Pants, The Taught Teacher
  • Bully Jock Sportsman
  • Coach Poop
  • Coach PeePee
  • AfterSchool Party Guys
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  • ShatPant Steamer Barnyard Franklin
  • Tracy Do More, The Do More Coach
  • Rule Breakers
  • Lazy Marcher
  • The Taster
  • Comber’s Cafe Head Chef Busted Mangoman
  • The One Who Shan't Be Named
  • Listed Rich
  • A large Tornado
  • Frisbee Benders
  • Cartoon Masters
  • Smell Me Band
  • Opulent Servants
  • Sweat Crew
  • Question Maker Jason Mainer
  • Nostril Hole Specialist Dr. Noss
  • The Best Salad In the South East
  • Tweaked Machinery Specialist “29” Damien
  • President John Smith, The President of the United States
  • Vice President John Smithman Vice President of the United States
  • A New Best Friend who is actually a terrible enemy and wants to kill us
  • Tennis Guy Watson
  • Big Ref
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  • Chamber Guy
  • Large Bench Sitter
  • Cell Phone Destruction Maniacs “the Pocket grabbers”
  • My Cousin Pencil and his girlfriend Tater Tot
  • Yellow and Brown Stain Makers
  • Mailman’s assistant Coordinator
  • Hilarious Celebrities
  • Taught BalloonMen from “Keep it tight Atlanta Ballon Services LTD”
  • My Ears
  • Door To Door Knockers
  • Local Teens Who enjoy standing in my lawn when there are dozens of other lawns to stand in
  • Mee Henderson, the airport stair runner
  • Coach Mike Tabson, The Beatle Ball coach at Hormell High, Go HORNETS!
  • Adult Male Star Actor - Hardcore Rod
  • Rogue Agents from the united states state department
  • A 2005 Pontiac Aztek
  • Snoop Dogg
  • “Outlets on his body” Mark Johnscreek from John’s Creek, Ga
  • Cowboy Jingle Ball Bells, the western jester
  • The Medieval Birthday Brigade, Protectors of Crown Birthday Balloons
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  • Poop
  • BeeHivers
  • Foul Mouthed Basket Brokers
  • The Masked Singers
  • Al Roker
  • Our Team Leader
  • Jason the Placement Angel
  • Soup Poop Poop Poop Poop Soup Soup Soup Owner “Bob”
  • Harness scissor cutter
  • Horse Skydiving Trainer
  • Pignut Hickory the Pork Stork
  • Lip Kissers
  • Dust Pumpers
  • BackPack Pumpers
  • Me! The Fun Man Who Loves to Host!
  • Me! The Fun Man Who Loves to Host!
  • Disgraced Veterans
  • Band aid recycler Toe Manterton
  • Burger King Manager
  • Doraville Burger King Manager, Tina Markus
  • Mr. and Mrs. moo moo, the Milk Makers
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  • Siren Bar Owner Barboy Rednightmare
  • Daddy
  • Bel Air Bean Cooker T Man Stan
  • DMX
  • Nathan “Boat Body” Phillips
  • Childish Grown Adults
  • Loud Bar Men
  • Mop Toe Janitor Bayron Tarymon
  • Hardcore Napkin User Nelson Bright
  • “Clean Dork” Taymore Standardman
  • Shrimp Paste inventor - Bayne Pain, The Decorative Shrimp Glue Company CEO
  • Shit Deck Dumper
  • Poop Deck Boy
  • Raining On Time Laster Raiser
  • Painted School Bus Owner Lopsided Karm
  • Bathtubers
  • Sphimmer Appreciation Team
  • Lakeside Dinner Enjoyer Tom “Illiad” Brucerton
  • The Parade Neighbor noticers Garth and Tonson
  • Slick Suited Rudy, the slicked back king
  • Dennis Quaid
  • DL Hughley
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  • Gaseous Painman
  • Spray Dirt
  • James Farn from the High Score School
  • Bouncer the Ball Tone Orchestra Conductor
  • Northern Buffmen, The Skirted Warriors
  • Wayland “Never-Torn” Barnes
  • Next Door Neigh - Boars
  • Bulgarian Boy Band - Dork Daddies
  • Hamster Pete from the Scion Commercial
  • Spandex Warriors
  • Star Warriors - Battler’s of the Galactic Brigade
  • Easy Glide Inventor Kevin Yarg
  • Orb Haters
  • Private Members
  • My Buddy From another state
  • My Buddy from another country
  • My Buddy from another planet
  • Ice Down the Damn Back of His damn Shirt Leroy
  • Season 3 Pie Hero Champ - Terry “The Crust Kid” Mapper
  • Wheelbarrow full of tinker toys
  • Incredibly Reliable Technicians
  • Sir Elton John
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  • Sike Phillips
  • Doctor Big Bang Yand
  • Childlike Insurance Agent
  • Realm Pumpers
  • Smell Tester for my ass
  • Basketball Fans
  • Backwards Clothing Styler Peel Tyme
  • Neil Parg, The Stun Run Master
  • Harrison Barn-Tortureson, Author of Natural Rods
  • Disgraced Sons - The Family Disappoints
  • Dragons Who Breathe Hot Fire and Wizards to match
  • Beautiful Knee’ed Mike
  • Ed Needler, Inventor of the Human Bird Nest
  • Floor Door installation crew from Floor Holers ATL
  • Scream Crew - The Dream Scream Team
  • Software That will allow us to use our bodies more effectively in the virtual world
  • A locked chest with cobwebs on it that hasn't been opened in 100 years
  • Wealthy mediterranean Men in their 80s who are still in amazing shape
  • The Toenail Mechanics
  • Used Lunch Salesman Tony Beast
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  • Gandolf The Great Wizard - Best Wizard of All Time
  • Toned Jeff
  • Beach Queen
  • Urine Plug CEO Starn
  • All Star Boy - The Shining Star Athlete and Musician
  • Popped Muscle Repairmen
  • Shrimp Swallowers
  • Dumps Inside his shorts with a turd halfway falling thru the short leg Peter
  • Large Behemoth Swine which we will cast Pearls Before
  • Stealth Banana Peel Tossing Instructor
  • The Super Glue Surgeon, Dr. Cold Hard Terrence
  • Police Officers from Johnson County Missouri
  • Deceptive Traders Who Disguise Regular Rocks As Gold by painting them
  • The Bag Busters
  • Home Removal Specialists - Tear Down Pumpers
  • My Neighborhood Hide and Dart Crew - The Dart Freaks
  • The Spud Studs - Mash Potato Bodybuilders
  • A deep sadness and uneasiness about the world around us and our place within it
  • Air Air WigBag Pumpers. The airbag Jumped Wig Stylers
  • K-Mart Shoppers