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== Gasturbation == | == Gasturbation == | ||
Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing space-faring, space economics, or astro belt mining. He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as foolish and stupid. | Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing space-faring, space economics, or astro belt mining. He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid". | ||
In 2022, Doug took up gasturbating, an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and affected his credit score. He was even arrested for gasturbating in public in September 2023. Doug's obsession with gasturbating also took over his digital footprint, which led him to reject Bureau School and move into a Hermdorm. | In 2022, Doug took up [[Gasturbation|gasturbating]], an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and affected his credit score. He was even arrested for gasturbating in public in September 2023. Doug's obsession with gasturbating also took over his digital footprint, which led him to reject Bureau School and move into a Hermdorm. | ||
== The Dirty Gorbus Incantation == | == The Dirty Gorbus Incantation == | ||
Doug is responsible for saving 10 trillion life forms in 2042 through an event known as "The Dirty Gorbus Incantation." During this event, everyone in chat typed "I'm a dirty gorbus" at the same time. | Doug is responsible for saving 10 trillion life forms in 2042 through an event known as "The Dirty Gorbus Incantation." During this event, everyone in chat typed "I'm a dirty gorbus" at the same time. | ||
== Other Notes == | |||
In 2033, Doug flew into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to dance from scavengers while he was there. | In 2033, Doug flew into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to dance from scavengers while he was there. | ||
After requesting a Monster Energy Drink from [[2042 Sam's]] Cyber Assistant, he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the Poorgon War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted organic." | After requesting a Monster Energy Drink from [[2042 Sam's]] Cyber Assistant, he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the Poorgon War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted organic." | ||