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{{Infobox person|name=2042 Doug|birth_name=Douglas Simpson Bleichner|image caption=2042 Doug as seen in Episode 20 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!|occupation=Hermit|known for=Ruined digital footprint from Gasturbation|criminal charge=Public Gasturbation|image=2042 Doug.jpg}} | {{Infobox person|name=2042 Doug|birth_name=Douglas Simpson Bleichner|image caption=2042 Doug as seen in Episode 20 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!|occupation=Hermit|known for=Ruined digital footprint from Gasturbation|criminal charge=Public Gasturbation|image=2042 Doug.jpg}} | ||
2042 Doug is a future iteration of [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]], primarily known for his ruined [[wikipedia:Digital_footprint|digital footprint.]] Doug drives a Hyundai Starship and has | 2042 Doug is a future iteration of [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]], primarily known for his ruined [[wikipedia:Digital_footprint|digital footprint.]] Doug drives a Hyundai Starship and has distinctive bright red facial hair that is a result of his rise in social status, denoted by "The Bright Brow System." | ||
[[File:Bright brows.png|thumb|The Bright Brow System]] | |||
== Gasturbation == | == Gasturbation == | ||
Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing space-faring, space economics, or astro belt mining. He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid". | Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing space-faring, space economics, or astro belt mining. He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid". | ||
In 2022, Doug took up [[Gasturbation|gasturbating]], an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and affected his credit score. He was even arrested for gasturbating in public in September 2023. Doug's obsession with gasturbating also took over his digital footprint, which led him to shamefully reject Bureau School and move into a Hermdorm. [[2042 Sam]] encourages Doug to join Bureau School to this day to get back on his feet. | In 2022, Doug took up [[Gasturbation|gasturbating]], an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and affected his credit score. He was even arrested for gasturbating in public in September 2023. Doug's obsession with gasturbating also took over his digital footprint, which led him to shamefully reject Bureau School and move into a Hermdorm. [[2042 Sam]] encourages Doug to join Bureau School to this day to get back on his feet.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDqR_gYHHw</ref> | ||
[[File:Hermdorm.png|center|thumb|Doug's Hermdorm]] | |||
== The Dirty Gorbus Incantation == | == The Dirty Gorbus Incantation == | ||