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'''2042 Doug''' is a future iteration of [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]], primarily known for his ruined [[wikipedia:Digital_footprint|digital footprint.]] Doug drives a Hyundai Starship and has distinctive bright red facial hair that is a result of his rise in social status, denoted by "[[Bright Brows|The Bright Brow System]]."

== Gasturbation ==

Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing space-faring, space economics, or astro belt mining. He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid."

In 2022, Doug took up [[Gasturbation|gasturbating]], an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and affected his credit score. He was even arrested for gasturbating in public in September 2023. Doug's obsession with gasturbating also took over his digital footprint, which led him to shamefully reject Bureau School and move into a Hermdorm. [[2042 Sam]] encourages Doug to join Bureau School to this day to get back on his feet.<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDqR_gYHHw}}</ref>

Doug is responsible for saving 10 trillion life forms in 2042 by performing what some have called "The Dirty Gorbus Incantation." During this event, everyone in chat typed "I'm a dirty gorbus" at the same time. One quadrillion viewers from 2042 applauded from a large auditorium as this event took place.

In 2033, Doug flew into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to dance from scavengers while he was there.

After requesting a Monster Energy Drink from [[2042 Sam|2042 Sam's]] Cyber Assistant, he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the Poorgon War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted organic."