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Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing [[wikipedia:Spaceflight|space-faring]], [[wikipedia:Economics|space economics]], or [[wikipedia:Asteroid_mining|astro belt mining]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=1156 Doug speaks on his regrets]</ref> He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=963 Doug demeans himself]</ref> | Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing [[wikipedia:Spaceflight|space-faring]], [[wikipedia:Economics|space economics]], or [[wikipedia:Asteroid_mining|astro belt mining]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=1156 Doug speaks on his regrets]</ref> He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=963 Doug demeans himself]</ref> | ||
In 2022, Doug took up [[Gasturbation|gasturbating]], an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and affected his [[wikipedia:Credit_score|credit score.]] He was | In 2022, Doug took up [[Gasturbation|gasturbating]], an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and negatively affected his [[wikipedia:Credit_score|credit score.]] He was arrested for public gasturbation in September 2023.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=1917 Doug describes his arrest]</ref> This led him to shamefully reject attending Bureau School and move independently into a Hermdorm. Despite his past, [[2042 Sam]] continues to encourage Doug to join Bureau School to get back on his feet.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=3368 Sam encourages Doug to go to Bureau School]</ref> | ||
[[File:Hermdorm.png|center|thumb|Doug's Hermdorm]] | [[File:Hermdorm.png|center|thumb|Doug's Hermdorm]] | ||
== The Dirty Gorbus Incantation == | == The Dirty Gorbus Incantation == | ||
[[File:Dirty Grobus Incident.png|left|thumb|2042 Doug pleading chat to type "I'm a dirty gorbus"]] | [[File:Dirty Grobus Incident.png|left|thumb|2042 Doug pleading chat to type "I'm a dirty gorbus"]] | ||
Doug is responsible for saving 10 trillion [[wikipedia:Life|life forms]] in 2042 by performing what some have called "The Dirty Gorbus Incantation." During this event, everyone in chat typed "I'm a dirty gorbus" at the same time. One quadrillion viewers from 2042 applauded from a large auditorium as this event took place.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=4159 The Dirty Gorbus Incantation]</ref> | Doug is responsible for saving 10 trillion [[wikipedia:Life|life forms]] in 2042 by performing what some have called "The Dirty Gorbus Incantation." During this event, everyone in chat typed "I'm a dirty gorbus" at the same time. One quadrillion viewers from 2042 applauded from a large [[wikipedia:Auditorium|auditorium]] as this event took place.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=4159 The Dirty Gorbus Incantation]</ref> | ||
== Other Notes == | == Other Notes == | ||
In 2033, Doug flew into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to [[wikipedia:Dance|dance]] from scavengers while he was there.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=2539 Doug talks about learning to dance]</ref> | In 2033, Doug [[wikipedia:Flight|flew]] into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to [[wikipedia:Dance|dance]] from scavengers while he was there.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=2539 Doug talks about learning to dance]</ref> | ||
After requesting a [[wikipedia:Monster_Energy|Monster Energy Drink]] from [[2042 Sam|2042 Sam's]] [[wikipedia:Virtual_assistant|Cyber Assistant]], he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the | After requesting a [[wikipedia:Monster_Energy|Monster Energy Drink]] from [[2042 Sam|2042 Sam's]] [[wikipedia:Virtual_assistant|Cyber Assistant]], he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the Poorgos War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted [[wikipedia:Organic_product|organic]]."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=2363 Doug orders a Monster Energy from Sam's Cyber Assistant]</ref> | ||
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