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[[File:Springball still.png|thumb|270x270px|A SpringBall powering a SpringBall powered [[spinner]].]] | |||
A '''SpringBall''', trademarked as '''SpringBall Infinite Energy''', '''SpringBall IE''', and '''MicoSpringBall-IE''', is a device consisting of a [[wikipedia:Spring_(device)|compression spring]] and a heavy metal orb which [[wikipedia:Eternity|continuously]] converts [[wikipedia:Gravitational_energy|gravitational potential energy]] into s[[wikipedia:Elastic_energy|tored elastic potential energy]] and generates [[wikipedia:Thermal_energy|thermal energy]] for use in an external [[wikipedia:Electrical_network|circuit]] or [[wikipedia:Machine|machine]]. It is remarkable for having [[wikipedia:Thermal_efficiency|100% thermal efficiency]] and producing zero [[wikipedia:Waste_heat|waste heat]], making it the most efficient method of [[wikipedia:Electricity_generation|power generation]] ever created. The first SpringBall was invented in 2023 by American talk show hosts [[Doug Bleichner]] and [[Sam Wagstaff]]. SpringBalls have been used to power [[wikipedia:Chevrolet_SSR|motor vehicles]], compact particle colliders, [[Spinner|spinners]], television studios, and are expected to power every [[wikipedia:Electrical_grid#:~:text=An%20electrical%20grid%20is%20an,away%20from%20heavily%20populated%20areas|electrical grid]] on the [[wikipedia:Earth|planet]] following the finalization of the [https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/patent-processus-vaginalis patent process]. | A '''SpringBall''', trademarked as '''SpringBall Infinite Energy''', '''SpringBall IE''', and '''MicoSpringBall-IE''', is a device consisting of a [[wikipedia:Spring_(device)|compression spring]] and a heavy metal orb which [[wikipedia:Eternity|continuously]] converts [[wikipedia:Gravitational_energy|gravitational potential energy]] into s[[wikipedia:Elastic_energy|tored elastic potential energy]] and generates [[wikipedia:Thermal_energy|thermal energy]] for use in an external [[wikipedia:Electrical_network|circuit]] or [[wikipedia:Machine|machine]]. It is remarkable for having [[wikipedia:Thermal_efficiency|100% thermal efficiency]] and producing zero [[wikipedia:Waste_heat|waste heat]], making it the most efficient method of [[wikipedia:Electricity_generation|power generation]] ever created. The first SpringBall was invented in 2023 by American talk show hosts [[Doug Bleichner]] and [[Sam Wagstaff]]. SpringBalls have been used to power [[wikipedia:Chevrolet_SSR|motor vehicles]], compact particle colliders, [[Spinner|spinners]], television studios, and are expected to power every [[wikipedia:Electrical_grid#:~:text=An%20electrical%20grid%20is%20an,away%20from%20heavily%20populated%20areas|electrical grid]] on the [[wikipedia:Earth|planet]] following the finalization of the [https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/patent-processus-vaginalis patent process]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
SpringBall was the result of a [[wikipedia:Multiple_discovery|multiple independent discovery]] by talk show hosts [[Doug Bleichner]] and [[Sam Wagstaff]], who simultaneously developed the first SpringBall prototypes in their separate [[wikipedia:Garage|garages]]. The hosts agreed to share and potentially release the patent in a venture independent from their parent companies [[MeMoreTV]]. They announced their creation to the public during a broadcast of their talk show [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] on February 1st, 2023.<ref>[https://youtu.be/-23NSLmgv10?t=3073 SRL Episode 41]</ref> One week later, the inventors announced the sale of patent to orb company [[Orbsmann's]].<ref>[https://youtu.be/3omC0aVPTXI?t=2543 SRL Episode 42]</ref> On February 15th, parent company [[The Fanmayer Group]] repositioned patent ownership from [[Orbsmann's]] R&D devision to [[Burlow Chemical]].<ref>[https://youtu.be/EdLQHRV6gFA?t=3409 SRL Episode 43]</ref> On March 1st, Fanmeyer announced the licensing of the SpringBall patent, along with a $25 billion grant, to Texas-based startup [[SÜG Systems]] for the development of compact [[wikipedia:Collider|subatomic particle colliders]].<ref>[https://youtu.be/91WR_YPk6Ik?t=1393 SRL Episode 45]</ref><ref>[[:File:March2023zine.pdf|Skeleton Realm Magazine, March 2023]]</ref> | SpringBall was the result of a [[wikipedia:Multiple_discovery|multiple independent discovery]] by talk show hosts [[Doug Bleichner]] and [[Sam Wagstaff]], who simultaneously developed the first SpringBall prototypes in their separate [[wikipedia:Garage|garages]]. The hosts agreed to share and potentially release the patent in a venture independent from their parent companies [[MeMoreTV]]. They announced their creation to the public during a broadcast of their talk show [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] on February 1st, 2023.<ref>[https://youtu.be/-23NSLmgv10?t=3073 SRL Episode 41]</ref> One week later, the inventors announced the sale of patent to orb company [[Orbsmann's]].<ref>[https://youtu.be/3omC0aVPTXI?t=2543 SRL Episode 42]</ref> On February 15th, parent company [[The Fanmayer Group]] repositioned patent ownership from [[Orbsmann's]] R&D devision to [[Burlow Chemical]].<ref>[https://youtu.be/EdLQHRV6gFA?t=3409 SRL Episode 43]</ref> On March 1st, Fanmeyer announced the licensing of the SpringBall patent, along with a $25 billion grant, to Texas-based startup [[SÜG Systems]] for the development of compact [[wikipedia:Collider|subatomic particle colliders]].<ref>[https://youtu.be/91WR_YPk6Ik?t=1393 SRL Episode 45]</ref><ref>[[:File:March2023zine.pdf|Skeleton Realm Magazine, March 2023]]</ref> | ||