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	In this timeline, Doug's digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation\|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. Doug withdrew into hiding until September 10th, 2042, when he was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022]. The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]].		In this timeline, Doug's digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation\|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. Doug withdrew into hiding until September 10th, 2042, when he was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022]. The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]].
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