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 '''The Schism''' refers to September 7th, 2022, when the events predicted in [[The Weismann Cube]] stopped occurring. It eventually leads to a drastically different world that evidently relies on a massive chrome-based manufacturing industry, has no more [[MeMoreTV]] or Triple Play Classic, and is governed by a posh aristocracy.<ref>[https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw?t=2949 SRL Episode 20]</ref>
-In this timeline, Doug's digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. Doug withdrew into hiding until September 10th, 2042, when he was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022]. The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]].
+In this timeline, [[2042 Doug]] withdrew into hiding after his digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. [[2042 Sam]] became assistant chancellor of [[Hulton Barge|Hulton Barge (GSET3.509 PARSEC 9)]]. Doug was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022.] The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]].
 [[File:TIMELINE.jpg|left|thumb|679x679px|Timeline of events]]