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In this timeline, [[2042 Doug]] withdrew into hiding after his digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. [[2042 Sam]] became assistant chancellor of [[Hulton Barge|Hulton Barge (GSET3.509 PARSEC 9)]]. Doug was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022.] The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]]. | In this timeline, [[2042 Doug]] withdrew into hiding after his digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. [[2042 Sam]] became assistant chancellor of [[Hulton Barge|Hulton Barge (GSET3.509 PARSEC 9)]]. Doug was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022.] The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]]. | ||
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