2042 Doug
2042 Doug is a future iteration of Doug, primarily known for his ruined digital footprint.Doug drives a Hyundai Starship and has a distinctive red beard that is a result of his rise in social status, denoted by "The Bright Brow System." [1]
2042 Doug | |
|---|---|
| Born | Douglas Simpson Bleichner |
| Occupation | Hermit |
| Known for | Ruined digital footprint from Gasturbation |
| Criminal charge | Public Gasturbation |
Gasturbation
Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing space-faring, space economics, or astro belt mining. He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as foolish and stupid.
In 2022, Doug took up gasturbating, an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and affected his credit score. He was even arrested for gasturbating in public in September 2023. Doug's obsession with gasturbating also took over his digital footprint, which led him to reject Bureau School and move into a Hermdorm.
The Dirty Gorbus Incantation
Doug is responsible for saving 10 trillion life forms in 2042 through an event known as "The Dirty Gorbus Incantation." During this event, everyone in chat typed "I'm a dirty gorbus" at the same time.
In 2033, Doug flew into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to dance from scavengers while he was there.
After requesting a Monster Energy Drink from 2042 Sam's Cyber Assistant, he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the Poorgon War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted organic."