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'''Chromer is a lost cyber sprite''' and '''Deputy Manager of Chrome Compliance Systems and Quality Assurance''' at an unknown chrome factory. Chromer became a disembodied head and dislodged in time when a gaping timehole appeared at his workplace. The timehole spawned following [[The Schism]] brought on by the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] 20 year retrospective, when [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw Doug and Sam in 2042 interfered with the episode 20 stream on September 7, 2022]. Chromer is considered the totem of the third split.
'''Chromer is a lost cyber sprite''' and '''Deputy Manager of Chrome Compliance Systems and Quality Assurance''' at an unknown chrome factory. Chromer became a disembodied head and dislodged in time when a gaping timehole appeared at his workplace. The timehole spawned following [[The Schism]] brought on by the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] 20 year retrospective, when [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw Doug and Sam in 2042 interfered with the episode 20 stream on September 7, 2022]. Chromer is considered the totem of the third split.


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=== VIA Robbery ===
=== VIA Robbery ===
[[File:CHROMERPAINTING.png|left|thumb|216x216px|The only known image of ''The Silver Man of The Rhine,'' 1653]]
The earliest known Chromer sighting is believed to be a 1653 portrait by Bartholomeus van der Helst. In 1982, Chromer was captured on security camera breaking into the The Verchwörer Institute of Art and stealing the painting.
The earliest known Chromer sighting is believed to be a 1653 portrait by Bartholomeus van der Helst. In 1982, Chromer was captured on security camera breaking into the The Verchwörer Institute of Art and stealing the painting.