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[[File:Ep20b.png|thumb|In 2042, [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] interrupted [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw episode 20] of Skeleton Realm LIVE! in 2022, causing The Schism. They watched Doug [[Gasturbation|gasturbate]].]] | [[File:Ep20b.png|thumb|In 2042, [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] interrupted [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw episode 20] of Skeleton Realm LIVE! in 2022, causing The Schism. They watched Doug [[Gasturbation|gasturbate]].]] | ||
'''The Schism''' refers to September 7th, 2022, when the events predicted in [[The Weismann Cube]] stopped occurring. It eventually leads to a drastically different world that evidently relies on a massive chrome-based manufacturing industry, has no [[MeMoreTV]] or Triple Play Classic, and is governed by a posh aristocracy.<ref>[https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw?t=2949 SRL Episode 20]</ref> | '''The Schism''' refers to September 7th, 2022, when the events predicted in [[The Weismann Cube]] stopped occurring. It eventually leads to a drastically different world that evidently relies on a massive chrome-based manufacturing industry, has no more [[MeMoreTV]] or Triple Play Classic, and is governed by a posh aristocracy.<ref>[https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw?t=2949 SRL Episode 20]</ref> | ||
In this timeline, Doug's digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. Doug withdrew into hiding until September 10th, 2042, when he was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022]. The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]]. | In this timeline, Doug's digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. Doug withdrew into hiding until September 10th, 2042, when he was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022]. The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]]. | ||
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Revision as of 23:16, 20 November 2022
The Schism refers to September 7th, 2022, when the events predicted in The Weismann Cube stopped occurring. It eventually leads to a drastically different world that evidently relies on a massive chrome-based manufacturing industry, has no more MeMoreTV or Triple Play Classic, and is governed by a posh aristocracy.[1]
In this timeline, Doug's digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself inhaling his own flatulence through a hose. Doug withdrew into hiding until September 10th, 2042, when he was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the Skeleton Realm LIVE! episode 20 stream on September 7th, 2022. The interference nullified the extremely pleasurable future promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.[2] It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named Chromer.
