The Schism

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The Schism refers to September 7th, 2022, when the events predicted in The Weismann Cube stopped occurring. It eventually leads to a drastically different world that evidently relies on a massive chrome-based manufacturing industry, has no MeMoreTV or Triple Play Classic, and is governed by a posh aristocracy.

In 2042, Skeleton Realm LIVE! interrupted episode 20 of Skeleton Realm LIVE! in 2022, causing The Schism. They watched Doug gasturbate.

In this timeline, Doug's digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself inhaling his own flatulence through a mask. Doug withdrew into hiding until 2042, when he was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the Skeleton Realm LIVE! episode 20 stream on September 7th, 2022. The interference nullified the extremely pleasurable future promised by The Weismann Cube. It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named Chromer.