Tiny Jack
Tiny Jack is a small man who explores human bodies and occasionally leaves behind written logs documenting his journeys. It is considered a great and rare honor to be visited by Tiny Jack. His travel logs are also extremely rare and fetch a pretty penny on eBay. Tiny Jack is also a Skeleton Realm LIVE! Pater.
Scholars, truth-tellers, house marms, high school students, and other Tiny Jack enthusiasts have suggested that Tiny Jack enters and exits bodies at night while the subject is sleeping. He is known to leave a signature message, “Tiny Jack was here” on his travel logs.
Little is known about Tiny Jack’s uncanny ability to navigate the hostile innards of human bodies. However, scientists agree that he must consume vast amounts of sugary food and seek warm places in order to survive.
November 2022 Surgery Incident
While performing a radical body transplant procedure during the November 2022 MeMoreTV biannual Surgery Surge Initiative, Doug and Sam discovered a Tiny Jack travel log inside the body of Doug’s cousin, Raymond Doener. Doug and Sam were visibly delighted by their discovery.
Per the travel log, Tiny Jack spent seven days inside Raymond Doener and visited his stomach, lungs, cock, and ass. Notably, he slept in the ass, presumably to stay warm.
After discovering the log, Doug and Sam resumed the procedure and successfully grafted Chromer’s head onto Raymond Doener’s body. Although the operation was a success, Chromer entered a freak-state shortly thereafter and was propelled backward in time, never to be seen again.[1]
Effect on Realmer Body Stats
Tiny Jack 's patronage into Skeleton Realm LIVE! caused the overall Realmer Body Stats to drop by about 923.334%, causing worry among the viewers to Skeleton Realm LIVE! ep.52[2].
Realmer Scholars have calculated that a drop in stats of this magnitude would mean that Tiny Jack is somehow negative of thousands feet in size. This may cause the heads of Severely Normal Mentation Mathematicians to spin, but to many in the Realmer community this is an accepted and expected result.