Skeleton Realm File Storage System

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The Skeleton Realm File Storage System is a method of storing digital information that was created by SkelCorp and is unique to Skeleton Realm services. The Skeleton Realm system of storing information is superior to nearly every other method of online storage since it requires no servers to constantly store or transmit data, instead storing all files directly on external devices. The system was unveiled on episode 39 of Skeleton Realm LIVE![1] and was used to prevent Skeleton Realm and Skelepedia from going down during the Internet Break of 2023.

Method

The Skeleton Realm File Storage System is possible thanks to the power of home video streaming entertainment applications such as; MeMoreTV Triple Play Classic, Tik Tok, and YouTube. When users watch any form of media from Skeleton Realm they actually digitally sign into a contract saying they agree to store all of Skeleton Realm’s data. Upon the user agreement, the data is then streamed directly into their body where it is then cast back through their fingertips or remotes into their devices or other favorite tech toys. [1]

User Agreement

The user agreement to the Skeleton Realm File Storage System only has a few key things people should know before agreeing.

  • You agree to have all devices you touch now and in the future store the Skeleton Realm files.
  • It is impossible to delete the Skeleton Realm files and attempting to do so will activate a defensive system of lasers that will annihilate the user.
  • The file sux.trogin.bash is to never be opened, the file is very dangerous and opening will cause something very bad to happen to the Savannah river test site.
  • Do not answer calls or respond to online messages from Danish police, having possession of the files means you are now wanted in Denmark and responding to Danish police will allow them to extradite you.
  • All devices with Skeleton Realm files in them will be incapacitated on January 1st 2043

Users should avoid getting new tech toys and gadgets before then as they will also be filled with the files and eventually disabled on that date.[1]